I'm not a parent so feel free to tell me to shut up, but this seems like pretty solid parenting advice in terms of "setting your kid up for success."
If you already have kids, please disregard. For those expecting, make sure you have that baby at a fast food restaurant! Did you hear about the kid born in the Chick-fil-a bathroom in Texas? They are setup with FREE nuggets for life and a job offer if they want it...Can we say FREE CRUNCHY BEEF TACOS FOR LIFE?!? Have that baby at a Taco Bell & I will gladly be the God-mother :)